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If you have of s*xuall pleasures of the kind you will capture the pox, I heard it on the news
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No. That's only captured by direct skin contact - not by penet*ration.
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Well over here it says if you penetrate in a Jolly Sauna you will gett*en Monkey Pox.
I wouldn't want to be an organ grinder during these evil times
I wouldn't want to be an organ grinder during these evil times
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Toy monkeys are immune.
Do not have of sex with jolly monkeys.
Do not have of sex with jolly monkeys.
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When I was a wee knitter I utilised to go to Shepherds Bush (the market, not the shaved groin) and there was an ancient boy with two monkeys and a parrot that climbed all over you if your parents gave him a Bob - nowadays that would be a poxy thing to do
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for wee knitter please read wee nipper and in between times contact Mr RunAway who seems to be in hiding but still changing the words I post on posts
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I have never changed nuffink. Wouldn't dream of it.
Don't blame me for your inibillitty to spel.
Don't blame me for your inibillitty to spel.
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