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Post by Runaway » Wed Apr 22, 2020 8:49 pm

I see on your news that people are having to queue just to be allowed the "privilege" of entering a supermarket to buy food.

Ha. Ha Ha. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!! :snigger: :snigger: :snigger: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

We don't have of that problem here. :neener:

In fact where we are now....we don't even have of an­y shops. :cripes:
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Post by Sir William » Thu Apr 23, 2020 3:09 pm

We are especially privellidged. :yes: :bounce:
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Post by Runaway » Fri Apr 24, 2020 12:12 am

Yes...but...the food parcels? :vconfused:
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Post by Sir William » Fri Apr 24, 2020 2:54 pm

Not today thank you.

We have of a surfeit. :rasp:
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Post by Runaway » Fri Apr 24, 2020 8:41 pm

Food is needed urgently.

Otherwise we will be forced to drink wine all day.
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Post by Sir William » Sat Apr 25, 2020 1:40 pm

:tongue:
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Post by Runaway » Sat Apr 25, 2020 1:41 pm

Such compassion.
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Post by Willy Nilly » Sat May 02, 2020 9:06 pm

I queued half an hour for a garden fork :thumbd:
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Post by Runaway » Sat May 02, 2020 11:29 pm

I didn't think you had a garden...
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Post by Willy Nilly » Sun May 03, 2020 2:02 am

I didn’t but I do now :?
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Post by Runaway » Sun May 03, 2020 7:24 am

You can’t just buy a garden... :hscratch:
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Post by Sir William » Sun May 03, 2020 1:15 pm

You can buy a shrubery. :wink:
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Post by Runaway » Sun May 03, 2020 1:44 pm

Please describe said shrubbery. :yes:
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Post by Sir William » Sun May 03, 2020 3:24 pm

:read:

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Post by Runaway » Sun May 03, 2020 8:39 pm

Waiting... :hurry:
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Post by Sir William » Sun May 03, 2020 9:34 pm

You will need to ask a shrubber. :yes:
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Post by Runaway » Sun May 03, 2020 10:19 pm

Pray where shall I discover such a person?
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Post by Sir William » Mon May 04, 2020 1:51 pm

In a shrubbery. :yes:
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Post by Runaway » Mon May 04, 2020 9:10 pm

And how shall I fi­nd said shrubbery?
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Post by Sir William » Tue May 05, 2020 3:15 pm

Ask a shrubber. :wink:
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Post by Runaway » Tue May 05, 2020 9:23 pm

And where shall I discover a shrubber?

Ok I know, I know... in a shrubbery... :hurry: :tant: :tant: :tant:
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Post by Sir William » Tue May 05, 2020 9:35 pm

:yes:
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Post by Runaway » Tue May 05, 2020 9:37 pm

:cantlook:
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Post by Sir William » Tue May 05, 2020 10:25 pm

Did you know that 'Queueing' is the only word with 5 vowels in a row. :yes:

But can you guess what they are? :?
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Post by Runaway » Tue May 05, 2020 10:59 pm

Not so fast.... :wag:

What about...

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