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Sir William · Post by **Sir William** » Wed Aug 05, 2020 7:22 pm

Every day in every way I am getting better and better.

Runaway · Post by **Runaway** » Wed Aug 05, 2020 10:29 pm

At what?

Willy Nilly · Post by **Willy Nilly** » Thu Aug 06, 2020 2:01 am

Yoko Ono is demanding royalties from your plagiarism

Runaway · Post by **Runaway** » Thu Aug 06, 2020 8:48 am

I thought it was Nixon who utilised to say that?

Willy Nilly · Post by **Willy Nilly** » Thu Aug 06, 2020 3:17 pm

Well this is a stretch, but perhaps John plagiarised him first

Sir William · Post by **Sir William** » Thu Aug 06, 2020 4:21 pm

Now that you members have of abused me, I am no longer getting better and better in every way every day.

Runaway · Post by **Runaway** » Thu Aug 06, 2020 9:39 pm

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Sir William · Post by **Sir William** » Thu Aug 06, 2020 10:42 pm

Willy Nilly · Post by **Willy Nilly** » Thu Aug 06, 2020 11:03 pm

Something about a goat, a foot pump, a beaker and a spoon I think. I don't understand the importance though

Runaway · Post by **Runaway** » Thu Aug 06, 2020 11:43 pm

Yes I thought that too. Weird. Perhaps his brain has overheated?

Sir William · Post by **Sir William** » Fri Aug 07, 2020 9:49 am

Runaway · Post by **Runaway** » Fri Aug 07, 2020 11:42 pm

Now it all manufactures sense.

He's stopped drinking.

Sir William · Post by **Sir William** » Sat Aug 08, 2020 1:01 pm

I stopped 40 years ago.

Runaway · Post by **Runaway** » Sat Aug 08, 2020 1:13 pm

Now you spill it all?

Sir William · Post by **Sir William** » Sat Aug 08, 2020 1:14 pm

Not all of it.

Runaway · Post by **Runaway** » Sat Aug 08, 2020 8:44 pm

So you haven't actually stopped then.

Sir William · Post by **Sir William** » Sun Aug 09, 2020 3:42 pm

I never actually started.

But there's still time.

Runaway · Post by **Runaway** » Sun Aug 09, 2020 10:44 pm

Go for it.

Sir William · Post by **Sir William** » Mon Aug 10, 2020 2:29 am

The Mad Shed