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Post by Sir William » Sun Aug 30, 2020 1:23 pm

Does any member know something about something which they know nothing about? :search:

If so, let us know what it is and Mr W*illy will try and discover out what it is. :yes:

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Post by Willy Nilly » Sun Aug 30, 2020 8:07 pm

My toilet is full of knowledge :yes:
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Post by Sir William » Mon Aug 31, 2020 1:46 pm

Most excellent. Is it a fountain? :clap:
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Post by Willy Nilly » Tue Sep 01, 2020 2:40 am

No. It’s a toilet, not a bidet :cantlook:
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Post by Runaway » Tue Sep 01, 2020 10:45 am

I hear that a bidet is running for President in the USA.
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Post by Sir William » Tue Sep 01, 2020 11:44 am

No, that's a trump. :duh:
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Post by Runaway » Tue Sep 01, 2020 8:49 pm

I thought a trump was a bad smell that lingers where people don't want it. :hscratch:
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Post by Sir William » Tue Sep 01, 2020 10:39 pm

No that's a fart. :yes:
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Post by Runaway » Tue Sep 01, 2020 11:23 pm

I know not of such matters. :wag:
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Post by Sir William » Wed Sep 02, 2020 12:42 pm

The smelly gas is a fart, and the noise it manufactures is a trump (from 'trumpet'). :yes: :yes:
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Post by Willy Nilly » Wed Sep 02, 2020 5:28 pm

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Post by Runaway » Sun Sep 06, 2020 1:15 am

And there the lesson endeth... :goodjob:
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Post by Sir William » Sun Sep 06, 2020 3:09 pm

Unfortunately, the lesson hasn't endethed properly. :thumbd:

I blame the Prizemaster. :mad:
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Post by Runaway » Mon Sep 07, 2020 10:22 am

I think it's unfair to blame him for everything. :thumbd:
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Post by Sir William » Mon Sep 07, 2020 2:34 pm

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Post by Runaway » Tue Sep 08, 2020 10:50 pm

silly walking.jpg
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Post by Willy Nilly » Wed Sep 09, 2020 3:00 am

:anyone:
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Post by Runaway » Wed Sep 09, 2020 12:50 pm

People do actually do silly walks outside that house.
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Post by Sir William » Wed Sep 09, 2020 1:01 pm

What house? :hscratch:
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Post by Runaway » Wed Sep 09, 2020 1:05 pm

The one behind the lawn.
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:magnify:
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Post by Willy Nilly » Wed Sep 09, 2020 2:22 pm

@Sillywalkaway
I guess you should know...How long have of you lived there now? :rasp:
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Post by Runaway » Wed Sep 09, 2020 11:30 pm

Not long enough. :yabba:

By the way (By The Wa­y) that Silly Walks house is in Otway Road, Warrnambool, Victoria.
It performs a very useful social service. More people should know about the benefits of silly walks. :bigthumbsup: :thumbu: :bigthumbsup:
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