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The circle of blasphemy

Post by Sir William » Wed Nov 11, 2020 2:50 pm

To blaspheme is to rollick
To rollick is to encompass
To encompass is to juxtapose
To juxtapose is to rotate
To rotate is to emphasise
To emphasise is to predict
To predict is to trounce
To trounce is to blaspheme

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Re: The circle of blasphemy

Post by Runaway » Wed Nov 11, 2020 8:24 pm

:hscratch:

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Post by Sir William » Thu Nov 12, 2020 3:06 pm

And let this be a warning to you :mad: :mad: :wag:
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Re: The circle of blasphemy

Post by Runaway » Fri Nov 13, 2020 12:16 am

:hscratch: :search:

The esteamed members will be wondering what you are cross about... :search:

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Re: The circle of blasphemy

Post by Sir William » Fri Nov 13, 2020 4:47 am

The wickedness of your wicked ways will soon provide rancid percussions. :wag:
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Re: The circle of blasphemy

Post by Runaway » Fri Nov 13, 2020 8:07 am

Only if Mr Tree finds out. :girly:

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Re: The circle of blasphemy

Post by Sir William » Fri Nov 13, 2020 4:22 pm

Especially when Mr Tre*e finds out. :stir:
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Re: The circle of blasphemy

Post by Willy Nilly » Fri Nov 13, 2020 4:26 pm

The circle is life. Blasphemy is a pentagram that just snugly fits within the circle. Therefore it is called the pentagram of blasphemy (within the circle of life). Please understand your shapes, you shapeless heathens :wag:
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Re: The circle of blasphemy

Post by Runaway » Fri Nov 13, 2020 7:33 pm

Mr Nilly is quite correct. But I don't think the Chairman knows what he's getting into... 8-)

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Re: The circle of blasphemy

Post by Sir William » Sat Nov 14, 2020 2:42 pm

Everybody knows what I am. :bounce:
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Re: The circle of blasphemy

Post by Willy Nilly » Sat Nov 14, 2020 6:54 pm

:yes: :snigger:
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Post by Runaway » Sat Nov 14, 2020 8:31 pm

But does Mr Nilly know why the pentagram points down?

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Post by Willy Nilly » Sat Nov 14, 2020 8:33 pm

I wouldn’t know if he knows. Why don’t you ask him? :search:
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Re: The circle of blasphemy

Post by Runaway » Sat Nov 14, 2020 9:24 pm

Mr Nilly, do you know why the pentagram points down?

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Re: The circle of blasphemy

Post by Willy Nilly » Sat Nov 14, 2020 10:37 pm

I don’t know if I know, sorry :hscratch:
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Re: The circle of blasphemy

Post by Runaway » Sat Nov 14, 2020 11:11 pm

Shall I tell you, so that you then know?

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Re: The circle of blasphemy

Post by Sir William » Sun Nov 15, 2020 6:02 pm

Mr W*illy is obviously too dum to understand what you are talking about. :snigger:
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Re: The circle of blasphemy

Post by Runaway » Sun Nov 15, 2020 7:15 pm

Mr Nilly knows exactly what I'm referring to. I know it, he knows it, he knows that I know that he knows, and our Chairman's accusation is groundless.

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Re: The circle of blasphemy

Post by Sir William » Mon Nov 16, 2020 2:59 am

:?
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Re: The circle of blasphemy

Post by Sir William » Mon Nov 16, 2020 4:00 am

Sir William wrote:
Sat Nov 14, 2020 2:42 pm
Everybody knows what I am. :bounce:
I am dearly beloved. :yes:
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Re: The circle of blasphemy

Post by Runaway » Mon Nov 16, 2020 8:14 am

Is that why we are gathered here?

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Re: The circle of blasphemy

Post by Sir William » Mon Nov 16, 2020 1:29 pm

:magnify:
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Re: The circle of blasphemy

Post by Runaway » Mon Nov 16, 2020 8:05 pm

To witness something? :excited:

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Re: The circle of blasphemy

Post by Willy Nilly » Tue Nov 17, 2020 2:19 am

I don’t want to know, or I’m afraid to know. All the same, don’t tell me because I’m not interested :cantlook:
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Re: The circle of blasphemy

Post by Runaway » Wed Nov 18, 2020 7:10 pm

I'll tell you in secret code:
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