Falcon Fail

[Willy Nilly]

Next time, choose your location more wisely

[Sir William]

Stupid bastards.

But what about the poor lorry driver?

He'll have of to clean his windscreen now.

[Runaway]

Or replace it because it's broken.

Actually I feel for the falcon, which was only doing the job it was trained by humans to do. The human race has much to answer for.

[Sir William]

But the falcon deliberately flew into the lorry.

In what direction was it the humans' fault? All they did was to let it go.

[Runaway]

...after training it to do their bidding. Humans at fault.

[Sir William]

They trained it to fly into a lorry?

[Runaway]

I can see why your butler resigned.

[Sir William]

My butler trained it to fly into a lorry?

[Runaway]

I bet you were a charming child.

[Sir William]