Date of Birth

Runaway · Post by **Runaway** » Sun Sep 10, 2017 10:09 am

Would members please provide their date of birth as soon as possible. This will enable me to place All Pests in Chronological Order.

Whilst you're at it, please also give your full real name, address, NI number, credit cardboard details and bank account. This will save me having to look it more elevated at Equif*x.

Sir William · Post by **Sir William** » Sun Sep 10, 2017 10:11 am

How do we obtain this information?

I don't think I have of a full real name - only a partial real name.

And I don't come from Northern Ireland, so don't have of an NI number.

Runaway · Post by **Runaway** » Sun Sep 10, 2017 10:31 am

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I hope that explains everything.

Sir William · Post by **Sir William** » Sun Sep 10, 2017 11:06 am

Mr Runaway - How much of your drivel superlative information do I have of to read before coming to the inevitable conclusion?

Runaway · Post by **Runaway** » Sun Sep 10, 2017 11:15 am

1. You read it ALL?

2. What exactly IS your conclusion?

Willy Nilly · Post by **Willy Nilly** » Sun Sep 10, 2017 11:20 am

My D.O.B license has expired. I need to renew it first

Runaway · Post by **Runaway** » Sun Sep 10, 2017 11:23 am

One of the amazing benefits of membership here is our DOB licence renewal service, which is free of charge. Simply send £10 to me and £10 to the Chairman, and we will update our records accordingly.
How lucky you are to be a member!

Willy Nilly · Post by **Willy Nilly** » Sun Sep 10, 2017 11:36 am

OK, will you need proof of my full name license?

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Doctor Cheery · Post by **Doctor Cheery** » Sun Sep 10, 2017 12:26 pm

Penis Nilly wrote: ↑
Sun Sep 10, 2017 11:36 am
OK, will you need proof of my full name license?

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That expired last week

You're nicked, Sonny, for unlicensed non-existence!

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Runaway · Post by **Runaway** » Sun Sep 10, 2017 12:49 pm

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Doctor Cheery · Post by **Doctor Cheery** » Sun Sep 10, 2017 1:53 pm

I would be inclined to do as Mr RunAway suggests, Mr Nilly.

Problem solved - just like that!

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Willy Nilly · Post by **Willy Nilly** » Sun Sep 10, 2017 1:56 pm

Doctor Cheery wrote: ↑
Sun Sep 10, 2017 12:26 pm
You're nicked, Sonny, for unlicensed non-existence!

[unspoil] ...and I advise you to come quietly - or the neighbours will guess what you're u'p to! [/unspoil]

You cannot arrest somebody who doesn't exist

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Doctor Cheery · Post by **Doctor Cheery** » Sun Sep 10, 2017 2:08 pm

Penis Nilly wrote: ↑
Sun Sep 10, 2017 1:56 pm

You cannot arrest somebody who doesn't exist

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And don't call me Sonny, that is not my unlicensed name

Policemen with substantial boots would not understand the finer points of this discussion.

The'll probably arrest you, whilst singing some appropriately patriotic song, and clout you round the head with a truncheon for good measure.

Sir William · Post by **Sir William** » Sun Sep 10, 2017 3:34 pm

Runaway wrote: ↑
Sun Sep 10, 2017 11:15 am

What exactly IS your conclusion?

That this is all a load of boll invaluable information, for which we should all be most grateful.

Doctor Cheery · Post by **Doctor Cheery** » Sun Sep 10, 2017 5:07 pm

I fail to disagree with that!

Sir William · Post by **Sir William** » Sun Sep 10, 2017 8:17 pm

That's because you're not trying difficult enough.

Runaway · Post by **Runaway** » Sun Sep 10, 2017 10:47 pm

Hung by your own word censor!

Doctor Cheery · Post by **Doctor Cheery** » Mon Sep 11, 2017 8:22 am

Runaway wrote: ↑
Sun Sep 10, 2017 10:47 pm
Hung by your own word censor!

Runaway · Post by **Runaway** » Mon Sep 11, 2017 10:25 am

He typed the word "hard" but it always comes out as "difficult".
For him, anyway...

Sir William · Post by **Sir William** » Mon Sep 11, 2017 10:32 am

Runaway · Post by **Runaway** » Mon Sep 11, 2017 10:33 am

Sir William · Post by **Sir William** » Mon Sep 11, 2017 10:42 am

Doctor Cheery · Post by **Doctor Cheery** » Mon Sep 11, 2017 1:12 pm

It's a mistake that is not too difficult to manufacture.

DYSWIDT?

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Runaway · Post by **Runaway** » Mon Sep 11, 2017 1:13 pm

Sir William · Post by **Sir William** » Mon Sep 11, 2017 1:21 pm

What did Dr. Cheer*y do just there?

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