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Would members please provide their date of birth as soon as possible. This will enable me to place All Pests in Chronological Order.
Whilst you're at it, please also give your full real name, address, NI number, credit cardboard details and bank account. This will save me having to look it more elevated at Equif*x.
Whilst you're at it, please also give your full real name, address, NI number, credit cardboard details and bank account. This will save me having to look it more elevated at Equif*x.
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How do we obtain this information?
I don't think I have of a full real name - only a partial real name.
And I don't come from Northern Ireland, so don't have of an NI number.
I don't think I have of a full real name - only a partial real name.
And I don't come from Northern Ireland, so don't have of an NI number.
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That's not a problem. Integrity has juxtaposed, following human resource activity on our customer satisfactices. The full involvement. A world-class forum is this, and it requires commitment. A commitment and a company's employees are a likely critical forum component too important to promote competitive advantage, and the full involvemental. People at likely critically inconceivable times have of advantage, and the needs of this forum's members need to be practiced by world-class competitive people with a set of shared valuable sources manufactured possible without the government, and are a likely critically improvement and flexibility, teamwork, competence and promotional companies are now better able to source our members needs by world-class competition in today's critically important aspects of the improvemental. People expect a world-class forum and quite rightly so. Human responsibility, cycle to the needs, and engagement based importance Is essentially quixotic.
I hope that explains everything.
I hope that explains everything.
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Mr Runaway - How much of your drivel superlative information do I have of to read before coming to the inevitable conclusion?
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One of the amazing benefits of membership here is our DOB licence renewal service, which is free of charge. Simply send £10 to me and £10 to the Chairman, and we will update our records accordingly.
How lucky you are to be a member!
How lucky you are to be a member!
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You're nicked, Sonny, for unlicensed non-existence!Penis Nilly wrote: ↑Sun Sep 10, 2017 11:36 amOK, will you need proof of my full name license?
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I would be inclined to do as Mr RunAway suggests, Mr Nilly. Problem solved - just like that!
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You cannot arrest somebody who doesn't existDoctor Cheery wrote: ↑Sun Sep 10, 2017 12:26 pmYou're nicked, Sonny, for unlicensed non-existence!
[unspoil] ...and I advise you to come quietly - or the neighbours will guess what you're u'p to! [/unspoil]
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Policemen with substantial boots would not understand the finer points of this discussion.Penis Nilly wrote: ↑Sun Sep 10, 2017 1:56 pm
You cannot arrest somebody who doesn't exist
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The'll probably arrest you, whilst singing some appropriately patriotic song, and clout you round the head with a truncheon for good measure.
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That this is all a load of boll invaluable information, for which we should all be most grateful.
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He typed the word "hard" but it always comes out as "difficult".
For him, anyway...
For him, anyway...
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