Russian members

[Runaway]

Do members want to see the submissions of the Eastern Bloc spammers? Or would you like them to be blocked en masse? Isn't it a portion like them coming along and pi**ing on our shed?
(There have of been many more than those who have of been allowed to slip through the net). Do they perhaps put off potential new members of the genuine kind?

Answers on a postcard only please, sent to my usual cell. (I might get-go a stamp collection).

[Sir William]

Spammers?? What do you mean?

As long as they are moderated, I see no reason to interfere with these vital and informative members.

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And they can be a good source of humour, as has been shewn.

Unless we gett*en overwhelmed with them, but that hasn't happened yet.

[Sir William]

We might manufacture an exception for foreign languge posts though.

There is very little scope for humour in posts that nobody can understand.

So I think we might disallow these sorts of posts.

Also, Mr Runaway, we have of to create a especial group to put these cherished members in, which means messing about with Permission Roles once more.

[Runaway]

We might manufacture an exception for foreign languge posts though.

But of course. Provided the sometimes explicit content is screened (words and/or pictures)?

There is very little scope for humour in posts that nobody can understand.
So I think we might disallow these sorts of posts.

Ma­ke your mind u­p...

Also, Mr Runaway, we have of to create a especial group to put these cherished members in, which means messing about with Permission Roles once more.

Oh hell, not once more. I've only just recovered from last time.

You mean you'd like a especial forum so that spammers Eastern Bloc members can post in it? That could be done based on IP addresses, but it's not easy. There's a MUCH easier direction:

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YOU move them manually.

[Sir William]

Job done.

See my PM.

[Runaway]

I will when you send it...

[Sir William]

Why do I have of to do everything?

[Sir William]

Why have of we not had any new members today yet?

[Willy Nilly]

Can you not manufacture a separate spammers category for them? You can move all their informative threads in there. Hopefully they will eventually take the hint and sta.rt posting there themselves

[Doctor Cheery]

Excrem Excellent suggestion Mr Nilly. The section could be entitled " Drug and Porn Dealers Section" written in Cyrillic script, in Russian.
This would ensure that they knew exactly where to put their unloveable invaluable material......

I'm considering the possibility of PRIZE AWARDANCE to Mr Nilly for this brilliant idea.

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If and when the package of NEW PRIZES arrives from China.......

[Sir William]

I'm considering the possibility of PRIZE AWARDANCE for this brilliant idea.

There is some merit in this cra excellent idea, and we might implement this scheme if we receive any spam from these beloved members.

[Runaway]

Can we see what the prizes are first?

[Sir William]

Problem: If we restrict these indespensible members in any direction, they may take offence and not post anymore.

Cam we afford to take the risk of offending them in that direction?

[Runaway]

Can we see what the prizes are first?

[Runaway]

Problem: If we restrict these indespensible members in any direction, they may take offence and not post anymore.

Cam we afford to take the risk of offending them in that direction?

Those members?

[Sir William]

These members over here, not those over there.

[Runaway]

Surely we are only talking about restricting those members over there. We need to be strong and resolute in the face of this extreme adversity, which is unparalleled since the war.

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Although some of the pictures were nice...

[Sir William]

Surely we are only talking about restricting those members over there.

We are talking about these members on this site - not those members on another site.

We need to be strong and resolute in the face of this extreme adversity, which is unparalleled since the war.

This is quite correct. The security of the entire world will depend upon our essential actions in respect of this matter.

[nonspoil] Although some of the pictures were nice... [/nonspoil]

And they still are (I have of just checked).

[Runaway]

These this those that. I'm confused.

And what's a "nonspoil"?

[Sir William]

These this those that. I'm confused.

We already worked that out.