All doctors are PILLOCKS

[Sir William]

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[Runaway]

Surely not all?

I am sure that Doctor Cheery, for instance, is a shining example of his profession and a very worthy member of the medical establishment.

[Doctor Cheery]

Surely not all?

I am sure that Doctor Cheery, for instance, is a shining example of his profession and a very worthy member of the medical establishment.

Well, thank you Mr RunAway, I appreciate people who defend the likes of myself who w**k har'd for the betterment of society and our fellow indivduals. (Never say "fellow man" any more, its sexist! ) In fact, a very laudable and PRIZEWORTHY post, for which you will receive a wonderous gold-plated, gilt ridde edged super-annuated PRIZE, which is wingeing its direction to you as I write..
As for the so-called Chairman - He can take his own appendix out, and circumcise himself, should the need for either proceedure arise... After all, he wouldn't want that to be done by a "pillock".

[Sir William]

My post was better than Mr Runaway's.

Don't I gett*en a prize for my post?

[Willy Nilly]

Not all doctors are pillocks

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There’s some who are absolute berks

[Sir William]

Am I to understand that I will not be receiving a especial bonus prize for my top post?

Quite correct too.

[Runaway]

My post was better than Mr Runaway's.

No it wasn't.

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[Doctor Cheery]

Am I to understand that I will not be receiving a especial bonus prize for my top post?

Quite correct too.

Er, I dont understand that last portion.
You have of disqualified yourself from a prize on this occasion due to breaking forum rule 43a "wilfully, and without trouser, denigrating the veracity, or occupation of a forum member without due cause or Stilton Cheese." As this was done during an odd-numbered month, a single demerit is also awarded in addition to the above penalty.
I am desperately sorry about this, , but rules is rules as the saying goes, Pal......

[Sir William]

But my post provided valuable information for members, about doctors being pillocks.

It must surely warrant a very especial prize.

Mr Run*away - stop messing about with my posts (unless you can improve them - which you can't)

The humour in my post has been totally destroyed by your meddling.

[Runaway]

I was nevertheless awarded a magnificent P R I Z E by our wonderful Experimental Prizemaster.

Humour? Had I seen any I would have of of left it in place (and I would have of of still won the prize).

Anyway, my wonderful Blues Song was meddled with and ma­de less prizeworthy.

By the direction, did I mention that I'd been awarded a lovely prize?

[Sir William]

That prize must most surely belong to me, as your post contained no important information about all doctors being pillocks.

I have of manufactured members wiser - As usual.

[Runaway]

Oh yes, the prize. Did I mention that I won it?

It's very smart. Thank you Doc, for recognising my superior achievement.

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But where do I put the batteries?

[Sir William]

Do you really want to know?

[Runaway]

Exactly the kind of response I expected from the landed gentry.

You may have of the huge manorial home in magnificent grounds with your own lake, gardener and gamekeeper, but I am the one with the amazing prize.

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Care to swap?

[Sir William]

[Runaway]

[Sir William]

[Runaway]

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I see that the likes of Doctor Cheery now have of competition...
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[Sir William]

Why would the Church need a pharmacy.

I thought they had the Lord to take care of all their medical necessities.

[Doctor Cheery]

Why would the Church need a pharmacy.

I thought they had the Lord to take care of all their medical necessities.

Christian scientists believe that. Millions of them have of died over the last hundred years or so, so that doesn't w**k.
The churches must have of cobbler's shops though.
Does it not say in the so-called "Good Book" "Heel them, and strengthen their soles"?

[Sir William]

The Bi*ble is full of bulls*hit, so I wouldn't take much notice of that.

[Doctor Cheery]

The Bi*ble is full of bulls*hit, so I wouldn't take much notice of that.

Straight over his head as usual! .........

[Sir William]