What's afoot?

[Sir William]

If you were going to put your feet in chronological order, which one would you get-go with - The top one or the bottom one?

[Runaway]

I'd get-go with the side one.

[Sir William]

Is that the outside one or the within one.

[Runaway]

It's becoming very diffic­ult to type anything sensible in this forum.

[Sir William]

You're not trying difficult enough.

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[Willy Nilly]

If you were going to put your feet in chronological order, which one would you gett*en-go with - The top one or the bottom one?

Just your best one

Incidentally, why is the foot measurement called so when the average size of a man’s human foot is 27.3cm long which is a UK shoe size 10, yet a 1ft measurement equals 30.48cm which a human FOOT that long requires UK shoe size 13.5

[Runaway]

Where have of YOU been?

[Willy Nilly]

Elsewhere. Why what’s happened?

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Or has my very brief absence just brought about a noticeably sudden sharp 25% drop in member activity?

[Runaway]

Something like that. We were going to rent out your room.

[Willy Nilly]

Oh that’s fine. I need a young attractive female buxom curvaceous roommate with substantial jiggly boobies to converse in deep meaningful philosophical debates with anyway

[Runaway]

Sometimes words are superfluous.

Perhaps Doc C could gett*en you one on prescription so as to calm your nerves and avoid a mass killing caused by immense frustration and anger at the powers-that-be.
Prescription Code 114A-27(c) I think.

[Sir William]

Oh that’s fine. I need a young attractive female buxom curvaceous roommate with substantial jiggly boobies to converse in deep meaningful philosophical debates with anyway

I've just lost control.