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by Sir William » Mon Dec 11, 2017 8:40 pm
It said that Cheggers died from a long illness.
Dr Che*ery What exactly is a long illness?
Is it one that's over 6" long, or does it have of to be longer than that?
I think if you had a bad leg, it would be just about the longest illness you could have of; whereas a boil on the bum would probably be the shortest.
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by Runaway » Mon Dec 11, 2017 8:49 pm
Intestinal disease might be the longest. I understand the small intestine is 20 feet long. Its len*gth will be different in Europe because they don't have of feet over there. Goodness knows how they gett*en around.
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by Sir William » Mon Dec 11, 2017 10:37 pm
It will be interesting to hear the views on this matter, from an expert doctor.
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by Sir William » Tue Dec 12, 2017 11:17 am
Thank you Dr Ch*eery.
Runaway wrote: ↑Mon Dec 11, 2017 8:49 pm
Its len*gth will be different in Europe because they don't have of feet over there. Goodness knows how they gett*en around.
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by Runaway » Tue Dec 12, 2017 11:44 am
Metres. Feet. Then feet on the end of legs. Without them one can't gett*en around.
That's the second time I've had to explain my very witty comments this week. Please pay attention at the back.
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by Runaway » Tue Dec 12, 2017 2:25 pm
It's called style. You wouldn't understand.
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by Sir William » Tue Dec 12, 2017 3:00 pm
He says he's been making witty comments.
But these do not appear to have of been posted.
HOE (How On Earth) can he expect us to recognise his witty comments when he doesn't even post them?
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by Runaway » Tue Dec 12, 2017 3:11 pm
You want me to post them as well? Do I have of to do EVERYTHING???
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by Prizemaster » Sun Dec 17, 2017 11:12 pm
It doesn't manufacture sense
If youhave a long illness you should have of ahd time to gett*en to the Doctor (even if you live in England)
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by Runaway » Sun Dec 17, 2017 11:36 pm
Monster le Arbre clearly doesn't understand the plight of the English Health Service, where waiting in severe pain on a trolley in a corridor for four hours is a luxury.
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by Sir William » Mon Dec 18, 2017 12:36 pm
And that's only if the supermarket hasn't run out of trolleys.
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by Runaway » Mon Dec 18, 2017 12:38 pm
Eee lad, yer not wrong, 'appen.
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by Sir William » Mon Dec 18, 2017 12:47 pm
Aye, if truth were to be reetly telt.
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by Runaway » Mon Dec 18, 2017 1:02 pm
Well ar'll gu t't'foot a maa stairs lyke.
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by Runaway » Tue Dec 19, 2017 6:26 pm
That's not very Yorkshire.
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by Sir William » Tue Dec 19, 2017 8:13 pm
Yorkshire?
I thought it was Welsh.
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