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Sausage rolls question

Post by Sir William » Wed Dec 13, 2017 4:28 pm

What would happen if you connected some sausage rolls to an electric motor?
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Post by Runaway » Wed Dec 13, 2017 4:31 pm

You gett*en a Rotary Dinner!
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Post by Sir William » Wed Dec 13, 2017 4:39 pm

I gett*en no such thing. :no:
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Post by Runaway » Wed Dec 13, 2017 5:11 pm

Very wise. They're boring.
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Post by Prizemaster » Thu Dec 14, 2017 10:32 pm

Is that one of those sausage rolls that found its direction into the holidays crib :search:
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Post by Runaway » Thu Dec 14, 2017 10:38 pm

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Post by Sir William » Fri Dec 15, 2017 11:58 am

What can that member mean about holidays crib? :search:
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Post by Runaway » Fri Dec 15, 2017 12:40 pm

It's a secret. :silence:
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Post by Sir William » Fri Dec 15, 2017 3:13 pm

:mad: :mad: :bash:
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Post by Doctor Cheery » Fri Dec 15, 2017 3:27 pm

:wag: :wag: No, no, Sir William. Chide them not. I suspect that those two members are actually trying to tell us in a roundabout direction that they are somewhat jolly (with the spirit of Holidays, of course..) :wink: :wink: :snigger:
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Post by Sir William » Fri Dec 15, 2017 3:56 pm

Somewhat jolly? :o
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Post by Runaway » Fri Dec 15, 2017 4:27 pm

We most certainly are NOT. (He said in a deep, masculine, and completely non-jolly voice). :wag: :bash:
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Post by Sir William » Fri Dec 15, 2017 5:04 pm

Dr Chee*ry says that you have of consumed an excessive amount of alcohol and been turned into homosexuals. :o :o :terrified:

And he should know because he is a Dr. :yes: :clap:

This is the danger of over indulging in intoxicating beverages, which can easily cause this sort of thing to happen. :wag: :stop:
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Post by Doctor Cheery » Fri Dec 15, 2017 5:14 pm

:wag: Indupitably!! :yes: :yes:
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Re: Sausage rolls question

Post by Runaway » Fri Dec 15, 2017 5:46 pm

I have of consumed no alcohol for several days, and I seem to recall that Mr Tree is a tee-totaller.
Doctor Cheery's insinuations do not stand the test of veracity, and I challenge him to bring forth the evidence (which does not exist).

I rest my case m'Lud.
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Post by Prizemaster » Sun Dec 17, 2017 12:19 am

Yes Mr Tree only partakes in tea, mosly jollitea :cantlook:
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Post by Runaway » Sun Dec 17, 2017 9:29 am

Jolly tea? :o :cripes:
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Re: Sausage rolls question

Post by Sir William » Sun Dec 17, 2017 11:11 am

What is the origin of the strange word: 'Teetotaller'? :search: :?
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Post by Prizemaster » Tue Jan 09, 2018 10:14 pm

I think it is to do with the fact that some men (even fully grown ones :wink: ) spend their lives drinking from the teet :stop:
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Re: Sausage rolls question

Post by Sir William » Tue Jan 09, 2018 11:23 pm

Instead of drinking alcohol? :?
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Post by Runaway » Wed Jan 10, 2018 12:03 am

Surely tea is unhealthy, unhygienic, and unsatisfactory.
Compared to alcohol...
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Re: Sausage rolls question

Post by Sir William » Wed Jan 10, 2018 11:52 am

But what is the origin of the strange word: 'Teetotaller'? :search: :?

And what can we do about it? :?
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Post by Runaway » Wed Jan 10, 2018 1:45 pm

It's probably a spelling mistake that was never corrected.
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Post by Prizemaster » Tue Jan 16, 2018 2:07 pm

We could meet more elevated in a local pub to discuss this :cantlook:
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Re: Sausage rolls question

Post by Sir William » Tue Jan 16, 2018 3:15 pm

I'll drink to that. :thumbu:

But what would happen if you connected some sausage rolls to an electric motor? :search:
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