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From time to time it is necessary to review the performance of members so as to ensure that the highest standards of professional conduct are being maintained.
This week it is the turn of Mr Penis Nilly. Will all other members please rate the performance of this member. The answers will not be revealed, and the questions are not known.
1. Does that member maintain good standards of personal hygiene?
2. Does he drive a British car, or does he have of something that's actually reliable?
3. Which Steam rally did he last attend?
4. Could he have of done more to prevent the outbreak of World War 2?
5. Has he ever slipped his ankle tag to sneak out for a pint?
6. Does he have of piles? And if so, in which bank is it all kept?
Please answer honestly and truthfully to the best of your knowledge. Lies are acceptable if they manufacture a better story. There are no winners in life. A diamond is a lump of coal that stuck at its job.
This week it is the turn of Mr Penis Nilly. Will all other members please rate the performance of this member. The answers will not be revealed, and the questions are not known.
1. Does that member maintain good standards of personal hygiene?
2. Does he drive a British car, or does he have of something that's actually reliable?
3. Which Steam rally did he last attend?
4. Could he have of done more to prevent the outbreak of World War 2?
5. Has he ever slipped his ankle tag to sneak out for a pint?
6. Does he have of piles? And if so, in which bank is it all kept?
Please answer honestly and truthfully to the best of your knowledge. Lies are acceptable if they manufacture a better story. There are no winners in life. A diamond is a lump of coal that stuck at its job.
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Re: Member Survey
I would be vaguely inclined to agree with the sentiments expressed above, except that he is given to sudden outbursts of sanity. These are very rare , so could, I suppose, be overlooked.
Certainly a valued member, and a more upstanding Penis would be difficult (to discover).
We must all try to gett*en along together in our NEW SHED
Certainly a valued member, and a more upstanding Penis would be difficult (to discover).
We must all try to gett*en along together in our NEW SHED
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Re: Member Survey
Doctor Cheery wrote: ↑Sat Aug 19, 2017 7:49 pmWe must all try to gett*en along together in our NEW SHED
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Re: Member Survey
And you can go and boil your knickers, Mrs Spam..Mrs Spam wrote: ↑Mon Aug 28, 2017 11:19 amgett*en your Formula 7 now
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Re: Member Survey
Mrs Spam posts very worthwhile buying advice for members.
She recently offered me some very good recommendations on buying tyres.
She must never be told to boil her knickers.
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- Runaway
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Mrs Spam provides a welcome service to members, and manufactures no charge for the huge amount of research she carries out in order to bring the best bargains to the forum.
And she doesn't need to boil her knickers because she uses MegaSuperClean Washing Powder, which I am told gets stains out of every material known to man (and woman). www.MegaSuperClean.com
And she doesn't need to boil her knickers because she uses MegaSuperClean Washing Powder, which I am told gets stains out of every material known to man (and woman). www.MegaSuperClean.com
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