Job for the Smileymaster

[Sir William]

Mr Smileymaster, we urgently need a 'Drool' Smiley.

Smiley should have of his eyes and tongue popping out, and perhaps saliva dripping from his tongue, showing intense desire.

I am sure you understand my meanishment.

Smiley must be in the same style as this sort of thing:

[Willy Nilly]

Oh what a shame. It somehow gott*en deleted during the forum transition

[Runaway]

I have of a copy of everything that happened. And there was nothing there.

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And you know it...

[Willy Nilly]

Which just goes to show that through all my years of experience, I'm still continuing to live more elevated to the highest of expectations as non-useful smileymaster

[Runaway]

[Sir William]

Even I could do better than that.

[Runaway]

Go on then.

[Sir William]

I don't have of a dog and bark myself.

I give Mr Nil*ly a chance to redeem himself and do something useful, and this is what we gett*en.

[Runaway]

You don't have of a dog.

[Sir William]

That's what I said.

[Runaway]

I was helping you to remember.

[Sir William]

But I hadn't forgotten to remember.

[Runaway]

Clearly you've forgotten to remember that you'd forgotten.

[Sir William]