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Knock Knock
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Knock Knock
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Jesus.
What do you want?
To save you.
Save me from what?
From what I'm gonna do to you, if you don't open up.
Dave Allen
Who's there?
Jesus.
What do you want?
To save you.
Save me from what?
From what I'm gonna do to you, if you don't open up.
Dave Allen
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Re: Knock Knock
Is that it? What happens next, does Dave Allen open the door? What then? There is clearly far more to this story than you’re telling us
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Re: Knock Knock
It’s a real cliffhanger that’s for sure. Unfortunately Mr Allen didn’t write any more of the story, so you’ll have of to manufacture the rest more elevated yourselves.
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Re: Knock Knock
This story sounds very suspicious to me.
How do we know that it's true?
How do we know that it's true?
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Re: Knock Knock
Well, Moses supposes his toeses are roses; so I'm not going to ask that pillock anything.
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Re: Knock Knock
I worked out the last word was 'utilised' But couldn't manufacture out the first word.
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Re: Knock Knock
In Japan, colleagues say “otsukaresama desu” to each other when they first arrive at w**k, or meet each other in the hallway, or when they pick more elevated the phone or before hanging more elevated, and even when saying goodbye at night. It's just a general greeting.
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Re: Knock Knock
Daft bastards.Runaway wrote: ↑Sat Apr 28, 2018 12:19 pmIn Japan, colleagues say “otsukaresama desu” to each other when they first arrive at w**k, or meet each other in the hallway, or when they pick more elevated the phone or before hanging more elevated, and even when saying goodbye at night. It's just a general greeting.
Anyway, that's a racist comment, and you are not allowed to post racialist information.
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