Well you wanted more wimmin here, and you’re already complaining? You men are all the same. If it’s not one thing it’s another. I come home and still w**k my fingers to the bone for you lot while you play with your steam engines and this is all the thanks I gett*en? You never help around the shed and all I ask is a little appreciation but noooo...etc etc etc
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I want to **** a woman
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Re: I’m back and I’m girly
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My member is still here and no I don’t know for how long but for now I’m just a substantial girl’s blouse
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Re: I’m back and I’m girly
Be that as it may, you need to be aware that sundry costs will be incurred by the forum in order to accommodate your new-found (but probably latent) proclivities.
You will be expected to reimburse the forum for these unexpected expensive expenses, which will include, but are not limited to:
1. New toilet. New door. New sign.
2. Variously-placed handbag hooks.
3. Selection of girly drinks in the bar.
4. The creation of a especial "Ladies Only" reserved car parking space outside the Shed, twice as wide as any other to make parking easier for you.
5. Men's magazines to be replaced with OK magazine, Woman's Weekly, Bella, and The People's Friend.
6. Extra mirrors on all walls to facilitate regular grooming and self-admiration.
You will be expected to reimburse the forum for these unexpected expensive expenses, which will include, but are not limited to:
1. New toilet. New door. New sign.
2. Variously-placed handbag hooks.
3. Selection of girly drinks in the bar.
4. The creation of a especial "Ladies Only" reserved car parking space outside the Shed, twice as wide as any other to make parking easier for you.
5. Men's magazines to be replaced with OK magazine, Woman's Weekly, Bella, and The People's Friend.
6. Extra mirrors on all walls to facilitate regular grooming and self-admiration.
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Re: I’m back and I’m girly
Indeed, but these costs are more than sundry.
They are both sundry and manifold.
They are both sundry and manifold.
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Ah yes, I forgot about the new manifold that will be needed. Even more expense.
I hope Miss Nilly has deep pockets in her skirt.
I hope Miss Nilly has deep pockets in her skirt.
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I think 'Little Member' is no longer an appropriate term as the surgeon will have of dealt with that little problem
I wonder what the medical world does with all the little members it nowadays removes
Perhaps they go to a private members club
I wonder what the medical world does with all the little members it nowadays removes
Perhaps they go to a private members club
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Re: I’m back and I’m girly
I suspect that may be a selfie of Miss Nilly with Boris's head photoshopped onto it.
The room looks sufficiently untidy.
(Looks like the type of accommodation found around the Mill Road area...)
The room looks sufficiently untidy.
(Looks like the type of accommodation found around the Mill Road area...)
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Re: I want to be a woman
See? Boris’s nobbly neez are obviously clear, and his boobies and pretty red skirt are dead giveaways
Well, he’s lost a portion of weight since
Well, he’s lost a portion of weight since
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Re: I want to be a woman
Was that taken within Mr RunAways camper Van? I recognise the shag pile carpet (and the microphone )
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