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Post by Sir William » Mon Jan 04, 2021 9:10 pm

Does flowing water freeze less readily than static water?

Does leaving a tap running manufacture any difference to whether a pipe freezes (or not)? :hscratch:
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Post by Runaway » Mon Jan 04, 2021 11:11 pm

Moving water freezes less rapidly because the molecules jostle each other, thus creating (a very tiny amount of) heat.
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Re: Berst pipes

Post by Willy Nilly » Tue Jan 05, 2021 8:32 am

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As you can clearly see, the running tap water has frozen into an icicle :yes:
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Post by Sir William » Tue Jan 05, 2021 3:11 pm

Mr Runaw*ay has come more elevated with the obvious answer :clap: but is it as simple as that? :vconfused:
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Re: Berst pipes

Post by Sir William » Tue Jan 05, 2021 4:32 pm

Having of thought about Mr Runaw*ay's solution some more, I am now more convinced than ever (I was) that he is planning some sort of alien invasion, using sundry multiple plazmer freezing ray machines to attack the very fibre of our existence.

How else can his menacing answer be interpreted? :wag:

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Here is my free advice to him: :stop:
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Post by Runaway » Tue Jan 05, 2021 7:31 pm

Sir William wrote: ↑
Tue Jan 05, 2021 3:11 pm
 Mr Runaw*ay has come more elevated with the obvious answer :clap: but is he as simple as that?
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Post by Runaway » Tue Jan 05, 2021 7:33 pm

Sir William wrote: ↑
Tue Jan 05, 2021 4:32 pm
 Having of thought about Mr Runaw*ay's solution some more, I am now more convinced than ever (I was) that he is planning some sort of alien invasion, using sundry multiple plazmer freezing ray machines to attack the very fibre of our existence.

How else can his menacing answer be interpreted? :wag:
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Post by Sir William » Tue Jan 05, 2021 7:37 pm

:thanks: I am completely convinced. :bounce:
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Post by Runaway » Tue Jan 05, 2021 8:04 pm

Fear not. You will be amongst daleks and cybermen friends. :bigthumbsup: :yes:
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Post by Sir William » Tue Jan 05, 2021 8:43 pm

:yabba:
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Post by Runaway » Tue Jan 05, 2021 10:27 pm

My evil plan for Total World Domination (TWD) is wo­rking... :yes:
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Post by Prizemaster » Wed Nov 24, 2021 11:47 pm

Total World Domination cannot be achieved from a camper van :cantlook: :neener:

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Post by Runaway » Thu Nov 25, 2021 12:32 am

Yes it can. :neener: You wait and see. France will be first to fall.
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Re: Berst pipes

Post by Sir William » Thu Nov 25, 2021 3:35 am

Runaway wrote: ↑
Thu Nov 25, 2021 12:32 am
 France will be first to fall.
@ They always are. :snigger:
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Post by Prizemaster » Thu Nov 25, 2021 6:44 pm

I'd wait till the weekend is over before asserting dispersions :tongue:
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Post by Runaway » Thu Nov 25, 2021 7:52 pm

Oh you've twigged too have of you? :bigthumbsup: :wink:
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Post by Prizemaster » Fri Nov 26, 2021 12:36 am

Mr Tree generally does :wink:
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Re: Berst pipes

Post by Sir William » Fri Nov 26, 2021 2:14 am

Mr Runaw*ay didn't see that one coming. :no:
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Re: Berst pipes

Post by Runaway » Fri Nov 26, 2021 12:57 pm

It matters not. Just wait and see what happens to France over the weekend... :shock:
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Re: Berst pipes

Post by Sir William » Fri Nov 26, 2021 4:45 pm

They will be over-run by illegal immigrants meant for the UK. :tongue:
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Re: Berst pipes

Post by Runaway » Fri Nov 26, 2021 8:10 pm

More than that. I have of a friend on the insi­de... wait and see...
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