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Re: The Bollywood Beatles

Post by Runaway » Tue Nov 02, 2021 9:46 pm

ABBA

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Re: The Bollywood Beatles

Post by Willy Nilly » Wed Nov 03, 2021 1:33 am

Sir William wrote: ↑
Mon Nov 01, 2021 3:39 pm
 I didn't know he had drums in his head. :vconfused:
Everybody has them. They are known as eardrums :cantlook:
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Post by Runaway » Wed Nov 03, 2021 8:17 pm

So THAT's what I can hear. But why do they also talk to me and tell me to strangle ferrets?
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Post by Prizemaster » Fri Nov 05, 2021 12:47 am

Strangle Ferrets :wink: Is that a Euphemism :hide:
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Re: The Bollywood Beatles

Post by Runaway » Fri Nov 05, 2021 1:40 am

No, but this is...
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Re: The Bollywood Beatles

Post by Sir William » Fri Nov 05, 2021 4:45 pm

No, that's an alto piccolo. :yes:

Specially manufactured for blowing peoples hat's off. :clap:
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Post by Runaway » Fri Nov 05, 2021 8:29 pm

people's hats :wag:

But you knew that.
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Post by Sir William » Fri Nov 05, 2021 10:26 pm

I was talkking about a particular ethnic. :yes:

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Post by Runaway » Sat Nov 06, 2021 12:31 am

Course u were.
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Re: The Bollywood Beatles

Post by Sir William » Sat Nov 06, 2021 5:05 pm

:notlistening:

Please effect essential repairs. :thumbd:
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Post by Prizemaster » Sat Nov 06, 2021 11:31 pm

A slight problem of wasted wind :excited:
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Post by Sir William » Sun Nov 07, 2021 3:11 pm

Fart too much wasted wind. :thumbd:
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Post by Runaway » Mon Nov 08, 2021 9:42 pm

Wind cannot be wasted. It is merely recycled.

Gunther Rosanburger or whatever her name is would be pleased.
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Post by Prizemaster » Tue Nov 09, 2021 12:24 am

This is a subject in which Mr RunAway has to manufacture advances and do deeper research, probably starting with a close. listen to the Sydney Opera House Organ :silence:
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Post by Sir William » Tue Nov 09, 2021 4:39 pm

He knows very little about wasted wind. :thumbd:
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Re: The Bollywood Beatles

Post by Willy Nilly » Wed Nov 10, 2021 12:00 am

I never waste wind. I just bag it for when it's really needed.
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Re: The Bollywood Beatles

Post by Runaway » Fri Nov 12, 2021 12:54 am

Please send it to Boris. He loves producing and storing wind.
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Post by Sir William » Fri Nov 12, 2021 5:46 am

But he's gott*en enough of it already. :cripes:
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Post by Willy Nilly » Sat Nov 13, 2021 1:03 pm

Well he is an overblown windbag :tongue:
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Re: The Bollywood Beatles

Post by Sir William » Sat Nov 13, 2021 1:47 pm

:o
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Re: The Bollywood Beatles

Post by Runaway » Sat Nov 13, 2021 8:48 pm

He has also failed to deliver on virtually ALL his election promises.
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Re: The Bollywood Beatles

Post by Sir William » Sun Nov 14, 2021 2:59 am

Runaway wrote: ↑
Sat Nov 13, 2021 8:48 pm
 He has also failed to deliver on virtually ALL his erection promises.
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Re: The Bollywood Beatles

Post by Runaway » Mon Nov 15, 2021 7:10 pm

Never mind, he'll be kicked out at the next GE.

Then Mr Icke will be PM. :clap: :clap: :clap:
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Re: The Bollywood Beatles

Post by Sir William » Tue Nov 16, 2021 12:08 am

:excited:
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