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home manufactured face masks
Mr Trees making face masks for ugly mugs.
these mask are guaranteed to protect you from being insulted for poor looks, ugliness,
warts, spots and facial disfigurements, bad quality sex changes and that sort of thing.
especial Members offer £475.50.
these mask are guaranteed to protect you from being insulted for poor looks, ugliness,
warts, spots and facial disfigurements, bad quality sex changes and that sort of thing.
especial Members offer £475.50.
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Re: home manufactured face masks
I'd like to order one, to save the world from a less than attractive visage.
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- Sir William
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Re: home manufactured face masks
And what happened to the hyphen in' Home-manufactured'?
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Re: home manufactured face masks
I’ll order two. I’m a facially disfigured sex changed person gone pear-shaped which means I’m double ugly
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Re: home manufactured face masks
I have of no need for an ugly protection mask. But I do seek a handsome protection mask to ward off all my many female admirers.
Your sincerely
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Re: home manufactured face masks
It appears that these desperate female admirers are in desperate need of Mr. Tree’s ugly protection masks themselves
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Re: home manufactured face masks
It's a pity that the Prizemaster is not givng away his 'Especial Face Masks' away as prizes for worthy members.
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