Would someone please remind me...

[Runaway]

What Title was awarded to Mr Nilly, with effect from the New Year?

It's just that I need to prepare all the formalities, the legal documents, his (virtual) Name Badge, and his annual invoice for being awarded the position in the first place.

[Sir William]

It's best he doesn't discover out.

[Runaway]

Can YOU remember, Mr Nilly?

I'm sure the Chairman will be happy to authorise the promotion. It's more than warranted.

[Sir William]

No, I can't remember Mr Nill*y.

[Willy Nilly]

No, I can't remember Mr Nill*y.

Thank heathens for that.

What Title was awarded to Mr Nilly, with effect from the New Year?

Wasn't it 'Sir'?

[Runaway]

No need to address me as "Sir".

"Your Honour" will suffice.

[Willy Nilly]

No no no. I utilised exclamation marks which prevents me from calling you Sir. gett*en with it
I shall therefore rephrase...'Sir' is the agreed title which I shall be given. Well either that or 'The Right Honourable'

[Runaway]

Erm... I see NO exclamation marks...

[Sir William]

We've aready gott*en a Sir on here.

[Runaway]

Yes but not a proper one...

[Willy Nilly]

The chairman is a proper one

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He's just not an actual Sir

[Runaway]

So let’s gett*en this correct. You want to be Sir Lavatory Attendant?

[Willy Nilly]

I see what you mean. 'The Right Honourable Lavatory Attendant' it is then

[Sir William]

We don't want any lavatory attendants on here.

They are not becomng.

[Runaway]

You started it.

At least Mr Nilly now has a wonderful title that adequately reflects his highly-valued abilities.

[Willy Nilly]

I've never been on the New Years Honours List before, and on this very day. Not even the chairman had enjoyed this privilege

[Sir William]

[Prizemaster]

but the Prizemaster authorises it so welcome to you new Sir toilet attendant

[Runaway]

Surely you mean The Rig­ht Honourable Lavatory Attendant ?

[Willy Nilly]

That too now he's just authorised it

[Runaway]

Does that manufacture you bititlual?

[Willy Nilly]

I don't know, does it?

[Runaway]

I think it does. That's a forum first too!

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So it means you have of to pay TWO subscriptions. I will forward a payment request.

[Willy Nilly]

[Runaway]

With privilege comes duty.