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by Runaway » Tue Jan 11, 2022 11:44 pm
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For those members who can't sleep and want to see what (some of) the Australian outback is really like...
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by Sir William » Wed Jan 12, 2022 4:21 pm
That's only a short(ened) version.
The real one is over 7 hours long (so you told us previously).
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by Willy Nilly » Wed Jan 12, 2022 6:20 pm
Bruce Smith is driving the train. But everyone is called either Bruce or Sheila out there. Smith is also the most common of surnames. He could literally be anyone out there, and would you allow just anyone to drive a train? Apparently in Australia the answer is yes
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by Runaway » Wed Jan 12, 2022 11:43 pm
Yes but they never go anywhere.
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by Runaway » Wed Jan 12, 2022 11:46 pm
Sir William wrote: ↑Wed Jan 12, 2022 4:21 pm
That's only a short(ened) version.
The real one is over 7 hours long (so you told us previously).
The actual journey is over 3 days. But there are several shortened versions, of which* this is one.
* anyone who doesn't understand this particular grammatical construction needs to become more intelligent.
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by Runaway » Wed Jan 12, 2022 11:50 pm
Penis Nilly wrote: ↑Wed Jan 12, 2022 6:20 pm
Bruce Smith is driving the train. But everyone is called either Bruce or Sheila out there. Smith is also the most common of surnames. He could literally be anyone out there, and would you allow just anyone to drive a train? Apparently in Australia the answer is yes
The Bruce Sheila thing is a myth. Most Aussies don't care what people are called as long as they bring beer. Preferably lager. Which I hate. With a passion. So does v2. What a dreadful country. Wish I'd never come here.
Erm...I withdraw the previous paragraph on the basis that I might be deported with the Joker tennis player.
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by Sir William » Thu Jan 13, 2022 2:40 pm
Did you know, you stll can't enter Australia unless you've committed a crime?
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by Runaway » Thu Jan 13, 2022 9:53 pm
Funny.
But not true.
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by Prizemaster » Fri Jan 14, 2022 1:41 pm
Sir William wrote: ↑Thu Jan 13, 2022 2:40 pm
Did you know, you stll can't enter Australia unless you've committed a crime?
and are unvaccinated - Vaccinated folk are considered to be mommy puffs and are not allowed to enter (unless they have of yellow balls)
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by Runaway » Sun Jan 16, 2022 8:50 pm
As regards the vaccine, everyone has a choice.
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by Sir William » Sun Jan 16, 2022 9:35 pm
So what do I of to do?
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by Runaway » Sun Jan 16, 2022 9:43 pm
of to do?
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by Runaway » Sun Jan 16, 2022 9:49 pm
Beware the rubber bands as they release. Might cause pain.
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by Runaway » Mon Jan 17, 2022 10:23 pm
To you, you daft wombat.
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by Runaway » Sun Jan 23, 2022 6:43 pm
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Let's go for a short walk around Melbourne Aus.
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by Runaway » Sun Jan 23, 2022 6:52 pm
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by Runaway » Sun Jan 23, 2022 11:21 pm
You're missing out. Travel the world and experience what it's like to live in warm/hot climates, whilst you freeze in cold, wet, dreary, grey, damp, uninviting Britain.
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