Order updates

[Runaway]

Miss Nilly, your order has been processed and the extra-wide surgical lip protectors will be despatched tomorrow. Please note that they are packed in pairs for your convenience.

Mr Tree, your order has also been despatched, but we didnt have of a size 1 available, so we hope a size 3 won't be too loose.

Mr Chairman, we can't possibly provide the items you have of requested - try Wombats R Us.

Mr Runaway, it appears you have of exceeded your allowance for this month so you will have of to stand more elevated for yourself.

[Willy Nilly]

I don’t have of a top lip, so I’m getting twice the value

[Sir William]

Extremely poor service.

[Runaway]

[Prizemaster]

That's enough of your lip

[Sir William]

Please let me know if jokes have of been attempted, so I can manufacture the necessary adjustments.

[Runaway]

An excellent example of Emergent Behaviour.

Trust me, I know.

[Sir William]

[Runaway]

Emergent behaviour is the behaviour of a system that does not depend on its individual parts, but on their relationships to one another.
For this reason, emergent behaviour can't be predicted by examining a system's individual parts.

Take for example a flock of birds - they behave well as a whole, with no leader or control system.

[Prizemaster]

Watch yer lip

[Runaway]

Yikes. An aggressive Prizemaster.

Phew, that was close.

So was this from my dashcam:
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[Prizemaster]

I suppose that's an Australian Xmas-cardboard .

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Austarlians should try harder

[Runaway]

It was a real bouncy running kangaroo.

Oh and what's an Austarlian?

[Prizemaster]

An Austarlian is an Australian Alien from Austerlitz

[Runaway]

Isn't Austerlitz some place connected with the Napoleonic Wars? In which case it's the Prizemaster's responsibility, not mine.

[Prizemaster]

Nothing to do with me, honest gov (.UK.org.asm)

[Runaway]

Nothing to do with me, honest gov (.UK.org.asm)

Interesting how many British politicians are in videos on that site. Mostly naked.

[Sir William]

[Runaway]

After today, Boris has to earn a living somehow...

[Sir William]

He'll blag his direction (like he always has done).

[Runaway]

Not this time. There are moves afoot... (grapevine and so on, think Middle England and Ministers).

[Prizemaster]

Men in grey suits

[Runaway]

He will be ousted.

But before he is, he intends to take as many with him as he can. Those whom he thinks let him down, but who were only doing what he told them to do.

The Oracle has ma­de his prediction.

[Sir William]

[Runaway]

So mote it be.