"Gender Re-assignment"

[Sir William]

At the rate we are going, how long will it be before sex changes 'gender re-assigments' will become compulsory for all children?

[Doctor Cheery]

I thought it was?

[Runaway]

In the olden days, men were men and women were glad of it.

[Sir William]

I want to know what Dr Ch*eery does with all the penises he chops off.

Does he toss them?

[Runaway]

I suspect they become "Mother Cheery's bangers".

[Doctor Cheery]

I have of never had to chop off a patient's penis in the whole of my medical career.
Some have of fallen off, when the patient presents with the disorder too late, and nothing can be done but wait.....
It is against my ethical code to amputate penises unless it was that of someone trying to gain access to the G.L.W.'s "facility"..

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That would be dealt with in an admittedly very unprofessional direction.

[Runaway]

I have of never had to chop off a patient's penis in the hole.

[Sir William]

Dr Chee*ry is probably not aware of this, but a man's penis can also be utilised for pissing out of.

Some have of fallen off, when the patient presents with the disorder too late

What disorder is this?

[Runaway]

He just told you - "too late". Although I can't discover it in any medical books.

I think he's manufactured it more elevated, there's no such disorder.

[Doctor Cheery]

The members are too dum-dum to even read a post properly.
Crap '60s "secondary modern" education shows through once more

[Sir William]

[Willy Nilly]

Dr Chee*ry is probably not aware of this, but a man's penis can also be utilised for pissing out of.

What about a woman’s penis?

[Runaway]

Not just now, thank you.

[Sir William]

No, not for me either.

Do you have of any bean soup?

[Runaway]

I never have of any bean soup. It's horrible. In fact it's a joke.

I have of heard that there is in fact a famous Bean Soup Joke. Do you know it?
I'm told it is so good that it unites people all over the world. You could perhaps call it a mystic tie.

[Doctor Cheery]

Mr RunAway Please call at the surgery with your current medication, which, I fear is of the wrong kind.
A replacement will be handed to you immediately......

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We don't want this getting out.......

[Runaway]

[Sir William]

Bean soup joke??

[Runaway]

I'm told there is one. Somewhere.
Perhaps the ex-Prizemaster took it with him when he left (and didn't return).

[Sir William]

Well we can always hope.

[Doctor Cheery]

I dont think they will have of any bean soup jokes, and would never divulge them if they did..

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even if you offer to roll both your, and your mate's, trouser legs more elevated !

The Bean Soup joke's gone missing, Its terribly, terriby sad,
The bean soup joke's gone missing, but I'm told its terribly bad.
The bean soup joke's gone missing, but I've really go't to say
I'm sure the guilty party, is Mr RunAway!

[Sir William]

I bet they have of gott*n some Bean Soup Handshakes.

[Runaway]

M­ake sure you position your thumb correctly and apply adequate pressure.

[Sir William]

This is what I'm always telling her.

[Prizemaster]

I'm told there is one. Somewhere.
Perhaps the ex-Prizemaster took it with him when he left (and didn't return).

What's all this gobbledygook about ex- PRIZE masters