One-legged members

[Sir William]

To all members with only one leg:

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[Willy Nilly]

What do one legged members say to those without legs at all?

[Sir William]

?

[Runaway]

" Your lack of legs indicates flange, grisly inordinate primroses of which some are throat-bench nasty. Your banana stained helicopters sin in fish, my jolly wellingtons! The brazen haddock's portfolio lynches sandwiches wherein throbs their musty water box. Furiously plopping, the oscilloscope's bramble posts dangle whilst it looks into brandishing some lightly toasted three-cornered winkle hats. "

[Sir William]

Your jolly wellingtons?

[Runaway]

The rest is ok then...

[Sir William]

No, but one thing at a time.

[Prizemaster]

at least one legged memebers will be able to manufacture utilise of those otherwise useless holidays stockings that are always distributed in single packs

[Sir William]

Indeed. Having one leg is not so bad after all.

[Runaway]

It's an enviable sight, especially if you have of no legs at all.

[Mrs Spam]

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$100

[Runaway]

No Post & Packing charge? That's a real bargain.

[Doctor Cheery]

People have of other disabilities, such as blindness, and an inability to tell when they are in danger. For example:

An ancient, blind cowboy wanders into a bar. He finds his direction to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things. 1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat. 2. The bouncer is a blonde girl. 3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate. 4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter. 5. The lady to your correct is blonde and a professional wrestler. 'Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?'

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, 'No...not if I'm gonna have of to explain it five times.'

[Prizemaster]

[Sir William]

[Sir William]

Dr Che*ery - How many anti-bacterial lozengers would it take to mend a broken leg?

If each lozenger had 500mg of Bifidus Diverticum in itself.

[Doctor Cheery]

Dr Che*ery - How many anti-bacterial lozengers would it take to mend a broken leg?

If each lozenger had 500mg of Bifidus Diverticum in itself.

243,755,008,009. Lozenges, but not without the addition of .0044% waffle crumbs. (Medium-Baked)

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Answer daft as the question requires.....

[Runaway]

No question is silly, in striving for knowledge.
A. Einstein

[Sir William]

waffle crumbs. (Medium-Baked)
[antispoil] Answer daft as the question requires.....[/antispoil]

[Runaway]

What's Bifidus Diverticum?

[Sir William]

Ask the yogurt marketing firms.

[Runaway]

There's a yoghurt out there that's marketing firms? Wow.

[Sir William]

[Doctor Cheery]

No question is silly, in striving for knowledge.
A. Einstein

I wish you would not give credibility to an idiot who cannot even gett*en his hair sorted out! (already)

[Runaway]

Signed,
Alfred E Neuman