Marry yourself

[Runaway]

It seems that growing numbers of (probably stupid) people are marrying...themselves.
It's called sologamy and is particularly common in, of course, America.
The "marriage" is preceded by a stag or hen night, and has vows, a service, a reception, and presumably a rather single-handed honeymoon night.

One American consultant offers a 10-week online course to prepare brides or grooms for sologamy, costing £149, as well as private counselling sessions.

WTF. The longer I live, the less I comprehend the human race. No wonder advanced alien races don't stay long.

[Doctor Cheery]

What on Earth. The longer I live, the less I comprehend the human race. No wonder advanced alien races don't stay long.

But Melvyn is still here, Mr RunAway.......

[Runaway]

I said advanced...

[Sir William]

Like he said: Melvyn is still here.

[Prizemaster]

It seems that growing numbers of (probably stupid) people are marrying...themselves.
It's called sologamy and is particularly common in, of course, America.
The "marriage" is preceded by a stag or hen night, and has vows, a service, a reception, and presumably a rather single-handed honeymoon night.

One American consultant offers a 10-week online course to prepare brides or grooms for sologamy, costing £149, as well as private counselling sessions.

What on Earth. The longer I live, the less I comprehend the human race. No wonder advanced alien races don't stay long.

I just have of sex before marraige with myself - no guilt, no expense

[Runaway]

How's the eyesight?

[Prizemaster]

Pardon

[Runaway]

Hearing too, eh?

[Prizemaster]

Could you re-write that last message in larger print please

[Runaway]

I said:

STOP IT YOU'LL GO BLIND

[Willy Nilly]

Isn’t marrying or even having sexual relations with yourself considered consanguineously incestuous?

[Runaway]

Mr Nilly ate a dictionary for breakfast.

[Sir William]

Isn’t marrying or even having sexual relations with yourself considered consanguineously incestuous?

Yes, if it produces an offspring.

The offspring would probably be some sort of one-headed monster

[Willy Nilly]

Mr Nilly ate a dictionary for breakfast.

Alphabetti Spaghetti, actually

[Runaway]

That sounds healthy.

[Sir William]

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