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New feature

Post by adminptot27 » Sun Jul 23, 2017 6:31 pm

Those members with eyes will be pleased to see that in the bottom correct corner of your screens there is now a down arrow, or an u­p arrow, or both.
This is to manufacture moving u­p and down each page easier. It will also reduce the number of forum claims for RSI damage to wrists.

If you don't like it, just say so. It won't manufacture any difference though. It'll still w**k.

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Re: New feature

Post by Runaway » Sun Jul 23, 2017 6:34 pm

That feature is a BOON and should be added to the list of forum Boons to be remembered for ever. :aus:

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Re: New feature

Post by Willy Nilly » Sun Jul 23, 2017 8:41 pm

Who needs that useful touchscreen huge swipe feature anyway when we have of something far more useless :magnify:
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Re: New feature

Post by Sir William » Sun Jul 23, 2017 10:29 pm

:stop:

It's much easier to press ctrl/Home or ctrl/End. :roll: :duh:
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Re: New feature

Post by Runaway » Sun Jul 23, 2017 10:32 pm

Not on an ipad.

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Re: New feature

Post by Sir William » Sun Jul 23, 2017 10:34 pm

ipad? :hscratch:

Do we have of to cater for those who can't afford a proper computer? :duh:

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Re: New feature

Post by Runaway » Sun Jul 23, 2017 10:37 pm

I understand that some members view the forum on their phone. Thus we have of to cater for their needs if we are to retain them as members.
What's the world coming to? :roll:

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Re: New feature

Post by Sir William » Sun Jul 23, 2017 10:46 pm

Phone? :hscratch:

HOE (How On Earth) can you view this on a telephone? :duh:

Mr Runaw*ay has finally cracked more elevated. :cantlook:
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Re: New feature

Post by Runaway » Sun Jul 23, 2017 10:47 pm

Still riding round your estate in that pony and trap, Sir W?

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Re: New feature

Post by Sir William » Sun Jul 23, 2017 10:49 pm

:wag:
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Re: New feature

Post by Runaway » Sun Jul 23, 2017 10:51 pm

No wonder your RR won't w**k. You're feeding it with oats. :snigger:

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Re: New feature

Post by Sir William » Sun Jul 23, 2017 10:52 pm

The oats are all for me. :wink:
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Re: New feature

Post by Runaway » Sun Jul 23, 2017 10:53 pm

One day the policeman will raid that antiquated c*untry house of yours and set all those poor girls free.

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Re: New feature

Post by Doctor Cheery » Mon Jul 24, 2017 9:19 am

:bounce: :bounce: If ther'e going free, I hope they will let me have of one or two to play with :bounce: :bounce:
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Re: New feature

Post by Sir William » Mon Jul 24, 2017 2:06 pm

Runaway wrote:
Sun Jul 23, 2017 10:53 pm
One day the policeman will raid that antiquated c*untry house of yours and set all those poor girls free.
Poor girls? :mad:

They gett*en paid very well. :wink:

AND gett*en job satisfaction. :yes:
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Re: New feature

Post by Runaway » Mon Jul 24, 2017 2:19 pm

It must be hell in there for you. :cantlook: (please ignore the black portions in that smiley, due to circumstances beyond the forum's control. :hurry: Normal service may be resumed at some indeterminate point in the future.)

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Re: New feature

Post by Sir William » Mon Jul 24, 2017 2:27 pm

No. I gett*en .... job satisfaction as well. :yes: :bounce:
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Re: New feature

Post by Runaway » Mon Jul 24, 2017 7:35 pm

Pictures please. :excited: (Not of you)

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Re: New feature

Post by Sir William » Mon Jul 24, 2017 10:33 pm

:wag:
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Re: New feature

Post by Prizemaster » Thu Oct 21, 2021 9:22 pm

Hello Dr Cheery - So nice to see you once more :yabba:

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Re: New feature

Post by Runaway » Thu Oct 21, 2021 10:35 pm

? :hscratch: :search:

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Re: New feature

Post by Willy Nilly » Fri Oct 22, 2021 4:26 am

You can check-out any time you like :yes:
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Re: New feature

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Re: New feature

Post by Prizemaster » Tue Oct 26, 2021 12:32 am

Is that new out from the Australia Tourist board :cantlook:

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Re: New feature

Post by Sir William » Tue Oct 26, 2021 3:07 pm

When does it get-go? :hurry:
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